Valet Farting

I watched her lift her leg and fart and said that must be age and heart But wondered why she needed help when all that gas was power felt And thought her sick for just the cause and yelled at her for what it was And said I saw her let it go and wondered if you're nuts or so And she would blush and say a thing like so you saw me what's the ding And I would say I've never seen a woman fart and carry swing For what I knew as just a kid was fart real loud and not with lid So helping hands would never lift what ass to all was border'd gift