Unwomanned

Here, I dwell in no man's land, On the flip side, there's men unwomanned, They can be a miserable band, Desperately seeking a hand, I read their profiles for online dating, Is this pulp fiction they're creating? "Honest, sensuous, sincere men here, Tactile and reliable...", Great, my dears, All searching for affection, BUT, I want your ex's true opinion! Can I have her phone number, please? What do you mean she's overseas, Like forever and permanently? Oh, really, really, really..... What does your ex say about you, please? Why complain about her to me? Honestly, why are you unwomanned? While, here I dwell in no man's land.........