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Tv Commercials Disclaimers

I am listening to a list of glorious disclaimers on TV That follow a commercial about a terrific new wonder drug that helps you blow freckles off your arms. Usually I am in the kitchen getting Something to eat by now, but this time I already had my little banana peanut butter sandwich with two package of chips on my lap, so I actually listened to these darling side effects: Possible heart attack Possible stroke Possible weight gain Possible loss of bowel control Possible lesions Possible eye damage Possible liver failure There are ten others, but do I really need to continue?

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Warren Doll

Date: 10/8/2018 9:41:00 PM

Great poem, Caren. Your right. The drug commercials spend the majority of the time stating all the side effects. How the drug ever gets approved is a mystery to me. All the best, Warren

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/9/2018 7:20:00 AM

Thank you Warren. I hear these things and I am so shocked, wondering how anyone can be talked into trying this drug.

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 10/8/2018 3:12:00 PM

Love this, Caren. Our subject matter appears to be the same at times. I always read labels, medical or not. The FDA cares little for our health, favoring, it would seem, the food industry, which I believe to be the major cause of health problems in this country. Thanks for reading my poem on Martial, a big influence on my poetry. / M

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/9/2018 7:21:00 AM

You are so welcome; I had never heard of Martial, but I know him now.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/8/2018 12:48:00 PM

When I look at the leaflet that comes with medication its frightening, some takers of this medication have experienced death, if this happens stop taking immediately and consult your doctor lol.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 10/9/2018 12:59:00 PM

I'll give it some thought Caren lol.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/9/2018 7:22:00 AM

I dare you to make this into a full-blown poem, Tom: "some takers of this medication have experienced death, if this happens stop taking immediately and consult your doctor."

Line Gauthier

Date: 10/8/2018 10:30:00 AM

Well, it is very very important to get freckles off your arms, Caren! It would make all the difference in the world and make life worth living! LOL Let's raise a glass to leaving freckles alone!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/8/2018 11:04:00 AM

Hahaha I was thinking what can I say so I am not specifically hurting a particular company's feelings?

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/8/2018 6:04:00 AM

Seems so true of most! No way!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/8/2018 6:08:00 AM

I hear these disclaimers with my mouth dropped wide open to the floor.