Three Plump Old Biddy Birds

Three plump old biddy birds full of birdseed and whey Sat on a limb spreading gossip and rumors that day I heard she did this and he did that said Mrs. McVey. They all had a story, about things crazy and gray. One-upping each other on this nonsensical Tuesday. Surely you have something better to do cawed a blue jay. They took out their sling shots and forced him away. I never should have married that fool said Mrs. McVey