This Just In- Spell Chex Mishap
"we can only
call it a tragedy"
so said principal
(name not to be used
or mention the school)
"the boxes of spell chex
suggests using butter milk
to get the optimum amount
and more
of your daily
fat intake, but
mistakingly soy
milk was actually
used" refusing to say
any more we talked with
some of the faculty, staff and
students of this
highly prestigious
catholic elementary
school who bore witness
to what was already said to
only be called a tragedy but a
tragedy of errs that shakespeare
would make comedic asking one of
the surviving
students what did
happen? shakingly she
said "we were told never
to use the f word so i didn't
know what that means but there
we're a lot of f's floating in my bowl"
stopping she started uncontrollably
crying so we asked
one of the kitchen staff
he said "at first i didn't see
what was being read but when
one of the older nuns passed out
i ran over to see what was up and aboot
so i looked in one of the student's bowls
and he not knowingly was poking the word
it starts with a c and
like the uvula in your
mouth but is between
a woman's i can't say
anymore" so it seems
that spell chex should
not be rated G but as
it's name suggests X
back to
you and
the news
i'll be at
the scene
for any
further
details
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