The Worlds Gone Mad

Flipitty flopoty foo My mom says The woman’s gone mad She is talking to my sis and makes funny faces Here comes the train choo choo Says my dad He is going weird to Has the world gone mad She is looking at me That little girl She is smiling How could she be smiling when the worlds gone crazy I wonder if she’s to cause Making them talk funny I wonder if she could do that Oh no what am I thinking she is doing this Sure she looks cute Sure she looks adorable But I promise you That baby is horrible I tried to tell my mom But she things I’ve been bitten by the green monster Now the baby has a pet What’s going on I tried to tell my dad He laughs and says I’m going mad What is up with world More importantly what is up with this little girl I need to lie down This is just a bad dream After my nap Maybe this will disappear When I awake the baby is in my face She laughs I scream And now she is crying I try to calm her down I try to pick her up But she weighs like hundred pounds Mom comes in she says what’s this about And what did I do I said nothing And she said I was lying I said no I’m not And she said now you’re talking back Has the world gone mad Now you see what I have trying to tell you What are you talking about She is evil I say She has been making you and daddy talk funny She said that’s the way you talk t babies I say ok And she walks away My point has been proven The babies can control your mind Now I’m only two but She won’t get in my head But I can officially say everyone else has gone absolutely and utterly mad