The Women's World Cup

Ponytails Swishing madly, Hurdling across the pitch. Beads of sweat Spraying in spirals As fingers point, Shouting directions To strikers, wingers, and defensemen. Defensewomen, really. Get back! Push it! Don't lose form! Take the shot! Grazing past the clown gloves. Concaving the thick nylon. Back of the net glory! Now run around like giddy school girls For exactly 8 seconds. Now mark your man! Woman, really. No whiners here. No floppers allowed. What's this look like, Men's soccer? Pansies. The beautiful game is proof that The real soccer men Are women.