The one fault

See I never see it as fault She eats in bed English quite a hurdle for a Scot but even the eating in bed makes me s…………………,,,, e ………………m……………..l ………………………..I English Yeah I said it twice quite a biggie She’s perfectly obscure The crumbs in the crease where her lips lay Even the persistent serial killer docs As in documentary Not as in Serial killer doctors Or a serial killer who kills doctors Personally I think she is looking for tips in case I piss her off Jokes on her I never will