The Last Laugh

A padded cell is no place for me Today I intend to be forever free That caped crusader will rue the day They locked my maniacal laughter away No prison No asylum can keep me under lock and key Not even Arkham with all its security Soon I will have my revenge on those two Who think they have dismantled my crew How helpless the masked man will be When the end of Robin he will see And screens throughout Gotham City Will witness my gleeful superiority. But first I must surprise the orderly Who will bring my evening meal to me. Once the key is turned in the door Quickly will I bring him to the floor Where he will end up in stitches Relieved of his uniform and britches Hush ,I hear him turn the key Soon from Arkham will I be free