The Jjj
Hi I’m Jessy and I’m the head Medusa of the JJJ.
That stands for the Junior Justice Junction.
I’m in charge of the Pulaski Chapter of the JJJ.
Right here in Tennesee.
We are a secret band of loyal youths.
We are the knights of the blue eyes.
We hate people with green eyes.
We can’t stand them. If we see any green eyed people
we are outraged and must destroy them.
We will curse them and spit at them.
We will burn a green scarecrow out the front of their house.
It appears in the Book of Bacon in the Bible.
It says in the bible that The Curse of Bacon prevents
the ordination of green-eyed people.
We go one step further.
The JJJ has hung green eyes in the past and we want
hanging to be brought back.
So write to your local politicians.
Bring back hanging for green eyes.
It is a well known fact that Adam and Eve had blue eyes,
And green eyes are an abomination to God.
So come to our meetings you will be enlightened.
Copyright © Lachlen Smith | Year Posted 2019
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