The Glowing Egg

I looked out my back yard window today. whilst taking my small white pill, a little green man came walking my way His dreadful face was missing some features— the nose, a neck, an ear, no mouth file him among the hideous creatures Afraid at first, I watched him a bit down on the ground, he squatted until lurching over, he commenced a fit Out the door I stumbled seeking to help this verdant, bantam, alarming dude mumbled, writhed, and even yelped Touching his lime dorsal made my skin crawl his body snakishly encrusted and gross slimy stuff came forth-- I wanted to bawl The state of his health concerned me so My viridescent guy began to squawk giving birth to an egg which began to glow My body screamed as I watched it with dread the ovum cracked and broke apart--a femalish thing slinked out, biting off the green man's head Abruptly, my alarm made me fall off the bed Whamming my head, I realized-- a nightmare @#*@@!nothing more need be said!