The Dear Jerry Letter

Dear Jerry, The way you talk down to me is amazing I am obviously simple, so truly deserve it. You are surely not this patronizing with everyone. Just your wives and your children who do not know better. I never understood before why you have had six wives. Your courting ways are remarkable. You are a terrific date. Paying for fancy dinners, and luxurious vacations. I did not realize it was money your children could have had. Now that I see you clearly, I feel I must release you. Give you back to your parents who raised you To only think of one person. I hope they allow you to come back. And will not hold grudges like your horrible ex-wives do. Feel free to lose my number and my address as you have pretended to lose your ex-wives' numbers. I am relieved that I do not have to ask you for child support. Thank you for never wanting children with me. I guess six was enough for you. Sincerely, Your Ex-Wife who is No Doubt Joining the Horrible Club