The Cordial Mister Dumpster

Douglas Dempster the Dumpster King Hates to be called Doug Dumpster But he's to blame if that's his name Denying it is a real stumper. Mashes the trash, burns it to ash, Recycles all that's allowed; A self-made man with a garbage can That ought to make him proud. Dougy Dumps whines and grumps "Nobody gives me respect! If not for me the world would be Garbage-bedecked! Cluttered and wrecked! Sad and neglected, infested, infected But thanks to me it all gets collected!" Well thank you Doug-in-a-Dumper For keeping our alleyways bright Put on your very best jumper And we'll take you out tonight.