The Bomber

A policeman speaking to another officer After a large explosion in the city 1st Cop: Do you think it was a bomber? 2nd Cop: Why would Obama have done it? 1st Cop: I’m not sure who, but I think it must have been a bomber? 2nd Cop: Well, if you’re not sure, then why do you think it was Obama? 1st Cop: How can you be so sure it wasn’t a bomber? 2nd Cop: Because he’s in Washington! 1st Cop: Right now?? 2nd Cop: Of course! 1st Cop: Then you know him? 2nd Cop: Not personally 1st Cop: I’m confused 2nd Cop: I’ll say 1st Cop: So why don’t you think it was a bomber? 2nd Cop: Because I just saw him on TV 1st Cop: What the hell are you talking about? 2nd Cop: Obama!