That Was the End of Them Yahoos

I was out riding the fences one day and spied these here suits and their fancy car They said they was from some oil company and started cutting their way through the wire Well I says whoa down a bit young fellas I proceeded with my best daunting stare There's a reason that no trespassing sign has been hung up on that post over there This suit says "Well old timer I don't care" cause a blind man should be able to see That all of them no trespassing signs there just do not apply to my friends and me Besides, how you think you're gonna stop us that sign sure won't keep me from coming in I told him the odds was in my favor cause was the four of us against just them Well that dude puffed out and chuckled a bit looks more like there's one old man agin three I said you want to take another look there's Smith and Wesson, Remington and me Well I put a friendly shot in the air and them boys jumped into their car and fled I’m sure their ride home didn’t smell too good after I shot once more over their head