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Jim sealed his love for his first girlfriend , Jo as many star struck lovers do, by showing the world he had found his soul mate and getting himself a tattoo. Their relationship failed, so for other fish he sailed, since he didn't like being alone, and to save on the cost of a tattoo removal his next girl would have to be Joan. They lasted ten days and then went separate ways so Jim continued along with his plan, he'd have learned, you would think but new girl and new ink, as he courted his next girl, Joanne. Sadly now he's paying the price for being a serial flirter, he's now searching all of the dating sites for someone called Joannetteroberta.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 11/6/2016 8:28:00 PM
He should have married each girlfriend, that way in the divorce, she would get the house, the car and the Tattoo LOL Loved this!
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Viv Wigley
Date: 11/7/2016 1:01:00 AM
I've considered having the name of my true love as a tattoo- 'Me' would be quite cheap to have done :) . Thanks for dropping by, Arthur. Regards, Viv
Date: 10/27/2016 6:12:00 AM
Excellent. Enjoyed your funny and interesting tale. Thanks for sharing it.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 11/5/2016 1:51:00 AM
Thanks, Ravi, appreciate your visit. regards, Viv
Date: 10/25/2016 1:16:00 PM
So that's who that is!
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Viv Wigley
Date: 11/5/2016 1:53:00 AM
If I'd have followed his plan, Jean, my Tattoo would read CarolBevRachaelRuthCorrinneCarolLesleyKirstyJanet. I'd need a bigger arm. Or something. Viv x
Date: 10/22/2016 5:48:00 AM
Good luck with that Jim! Serial flirter, that'll learn him. :) Smart ditty.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 11/5/2016 1:54:00 AM
Thanks Paloma, dangerous things, personal tattoos. Viv x
Date: 10/22/2016 4:46:00 AM
This is great! Fun read! Laughed out loud too. Quite creative! Thank you for sharing. W
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Date: 10/22/2016 1:55:00 AM
Hi Viv, I enjoyed this humorous tale.The journey and the buildup was delightful. The last line/twist caused me to laugh out loud. You are one funny guy-7:-) Alexis
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Viv Wigley
Date: 11/5/2016 1:54:00 AM
Thanks Alexis, I'm sure it happens. Viv

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