Sunny Side Up

Sunny Side Up By Elton Camp It’s my favorite breakfast food of all Delicious eggs filled with cholesterol Scrambled they can come out too dry So sometimes poaching them I’ll try But they way I like them cooked best That is far superior to any of the rest The white is set, but a runny yellow I am not at bit afraid of Salmonella But symptoms began the very next day Twas off to the bathroom without delay And so to enter the hospital I was fated Because I became too badly dehydrated Now when eggs I decide that I’ll eat, The most safe cooking can’t be beat I never again expect that I’ll decide To eat another egg called sunny side