Sugarland Express(The Honeywagon's Replacement)

It all happened so fast No one had time to react What to do now that the Honeywagon is gone Do we really want this day to dawn Reality hits, how could Charlie be so heartless He tells the females, welcome to the Sugarland express Miss Bette never did not experience the previous ride Now she wonders with her grief who can she confide Please don't approach me, I don't want to give Charlie any distress I do want to lose my turn to cruise to the gate in the Sugarcenter Express Now that there is a new Alpha Female I call her Gabby, but her real name is Gabrielle The guys still are enforced with the same regulations Sit in back and feel that unimportant sensation I heard a guy tried to ride in the front seat He was told move to the back and feel the defeat A guy riding up front, what thoughtlessness This is not a Beefcake Cruise, it is the Sugarland Express A female had some gifts, today was her birthday, guys see it as junk Too many gifts, two guys were forced to ride in the trunk I have signed up, do I have what it takes to be a guest Just once, please I beg, for my turn to ride in the Sugarland Express At this point it don't matter, something is certainly laggin' I miss the DVD player and all the other amenities in the Honeywagon I just had to get that off my chest Please sign up, I have still another three months before my turn to ride in the Sugarland Express But soon I heard Charlie will offer Nintendo Wii to play on the way to the gate So if you want that ride, don't be late Ah, a new female all she has to do is ask for a seat I feel this saga will never be complete