Strum the Stum Thangs

Wrectched Behavior and SickDog made there on screen debut: involving a retiring "PearlCity Pagean"Conab Rascier of Shoreteam Mittinous. They stormed the ring and destroyed his retirment party. They told him when they were kids they loved him: but found no need for his rhetorical shenanagans. SickDog sat on his chest with his arms folded: while Clairain Dawai and Chef de Tapis held the microphone while SickDogg sang " Bifey Fartez"!( Contents of Bifey Fartez sang with permission: SickDogg appears courtsey of Wretched Behavior) The onside officail, began ringing the bell, and The Team Presto Zang Peng and Abedi Essien ran out to ringside to make the save. Onside officail, told Wrectched Behavior and SickDoog they were to be fined and were credited the equivalant of seven DQ's and Two countouts losses. And added that they were now number two in the Hoss Fight rankings! Then SickDogg took to the microphone and said"I married my Dad's girlfreinds daughter man do you think I care?" " Mom's besides herself: "does any of this matter?" We heard the microphone go Bong! and SickDogg was pulled outta the ring. This Ole guy beating on him. They went to commercail while the " MI Fyster" ( Company Serurity came to the Ring and got every one out of the area) ............................................................................... Every Week now that New group Phinan_Chol carring a camera crew, goes to the ticket window to show the Moron's how to buy tickets. Last week they showed up at a Quilt Seminar and showed these Ole Lady's how to inspire new customers . On night they showed up at a Bar, and told the patrons to come on to the show. They Give instruction weekly on how to get peoples in the seats! Carl Ripshaw and Kelp Seaworth reports!