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Some Thoughtful Suggestions

Try not to get caught in a sooty coal scuttle Or trying to rip off your local cross-town shuttle, Be especially careful to remove your shoes Before getting into your best friend’s canoes. Never talk out of turn in a dim lecture hall Or declare your intentions right after a fall, Nothing is so special as finding a gum wrapper Or spending an afternoon with a Twenties’ flapper. Pay extra attention to your barbershop’s rules Lest you be clipped bald with his rusty tools, Take notice of the colors on the roulette wheel Better to take a first-base than a third-base steal. Last, but not least, remember to remove your hat Before jumping into a pool all covered in fat, Should you forget, don’t hang around taking blame For you may be the first one to go up in a flame! written August 11, 2021

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Date: 8/12/2021 7:07:00 AM
Fun is so often missing in our present world but not missing in your "Thoughtful suggestions"!! Happy Thursday !
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 8/12/2021 8:59:00 AM
Thanks, Mike. Just injecting a little bit of levity into the gloom around me! I'm glad you got a kick out of it. Happy Thursday to you!
Date: 8/11/2021 5:24:00 PM
Milton, you've produced a funny and well-written poem here, and your sense of humor may sometimes convey excellent wisdom. Congratulations, my friend.
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 8/11/2021 6:17:00 PM
Thanks so much, Lasaad. I enjoy writing this type of poem occasionally. I know they are silly, but they are such fun.
Date: 8/11/2021 4:03:00 PM
Some great suggestions here Milton your third base refrain might be difficult for the less experienced young pretender to turn down, no doubt he will pay the price, a very witty and well put together list, good advice indeed, cheers David
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 8/11/2021 6:19:00 PM
David, I can't thank you enough for commenting on my poem, which I wrote in a good-fun spirit. (see above comment to Lasaad).

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