Sneak Preview of the 'Big Debate'

My opponent will destroy democracy But my opponent will normalize hypocrisy My opponent pays hush money to whores Well, my opponent snoozes in meetings and snores My opponent’s in cahoots with radical progressives But my opponent’s tax cuts are regressive My opponent is in bed with Putin Well, my opponent for Iran is rootin’ My opponent’s spending will stoke inflation But my opponent’s plans will increase starvation Enough! Stop! Cut! Halt! It’s not all the other guy’s fault All this negativity makes one thing clear I’m voting for the first candidate I can cheer