Shes a Sweet Lady

Woke up this morning With a big knot on my head I saw the wife's rolling pin On the floor next to the bed I cant remember What I did last night Probably came home drunk And started a fight She looked at me And gave me the stink eye Says I get dumber every day I don't even try My body is sore and I lost some teeth "You better think boy, bout what you do" "Ill give you more of that rolling pin" "Cause I can still whip you" She's a sweet lady most of the time But I live with the dread If I say the wrong thing Ill get whacked upside the head I think back when we met It makes me sad Her mother was a sweet lady But always whipped her dad