Sandwich Sea

I went out sailing on Sandwich Sea With my motley crew of make beliefs In a boat of pumpernickel with masts of cheese Mustarding our courage in a spreadable breeze We watched peanut butter jelly fish swimming by Along with a school of tuna fish on rye But it was the salmon egg salad that caught my eye When a storm of salt and pepper rained from the sky Waves of mayonnaise tossed us to and fro Thinking we might sink in our breaded boat Saved by a 12 inch sub that surfaced on that note Helping the boys and me to stay afloat As they lettuce out of danger and set us free No one spreading joy was happier than me With my motley crew of misfit make beliefs Sailing the high cheese out on Sandwich Sea