Sam the Eligible Bachelor Cat

Sam was the fluffiest Tom on the Parisian block The tittering of females was found around the clock They came into Starbucks at a quarter until eight Giggling and gaggling, which he did not appreciate Give it a rest, Sam thought, as he tried to read his book. They were older ladies, giving him a “come hither look”. He was tired of being married, he had done it six times before. He would always amble home to Mama at a quarter to four.