Said Cheerfully From the Couch

Depressed by the facts of him who he had chosen. Loud mouthed and foolish, he'd often make mistakes using what was stored never replenishing it. She bought twenty cans of canned sausage (number #10 cans). She would be the devout wife but she needed to handle the situation with the delicate detail of a looser type woman. She bought three packs of tennis balls and the night that he would work late she would hide in the bushes and toss the balls at him while his friend watched. When he worked late he'd often bring the guy next door home with him allowing his wife to go to work instead of him coming off the clock to bring the car to her. While in the bushes she saw ( first the principle rule of love is allowing yourself to be loved: it's key to the healing parts of being bruised). While in the bushes the car pulled up and low and behold the two fools drove up with two boxes talking about putting it the boxes in the garage so the wives wouldn't find out about what they would be be doing.Pissed off she frowned. Theories based on these truths only allowed her to become angry. "Con Furore" might I find peace: she roared as her wondering made less able to be still. Losing her footing she cursed and rattled the bushes. Causing a noise that made both men to be aware of her. "Honey" what you doing in the (G2dd#mn3d Bushes! She stumble towards his cursing I was gonna learn ya in front of your freinds to embarr you. Since we surposse to set an example in our budgeting. See but you done gone and bought and spent and eatin with out replacing. I was gonna learn you Mister !"