rhino on roller skates

Rhinos on roller skates Who would create them? The skates, not the rhinos. Better yet, who would fit their feet? Would they come to the rollerskating store? If they did, would they trample the other customers? What customers? My aunt asks. No one shops anymore. Thanks to online shopping, I fear that she might be right. If I see a bunch of rhinos heading for the mall I will be the first one to turn my car around and watch. From afar, with a video camera with a long lens. For I have never met a rhino who liked me.