Rapscallion Raps Raptly

Rapturousness wrought Unitarian transformational spiritual rapport traversing thru space/time continuum appending increasing chronological orbitz as an Earthling, frivolously did cavort, who (with ever more energy) required exhaustively to sport fretfully clinging to each moment after downing a quart of port poured by Norwegian bachelor farmers of Lake Woebegone amort admirable administrators in conjunction with last rites opport, who knit tee necessitates intercession of a Holy Vintner import tint so ill fated mortal, (who met their demise) gets special escort delivered with utmost diligence as if destined to Mar-Lago resort accompanied with trumpeting "NON FAKE" grim reaper cohort, the grateful dead black hooded bone a fied scythe swinging bro cracking gallows humor comport to perk spirits of deceased, a generic, nondescript, uber fort tuff hide will never need a passport after coursing into the afterlife way beyond the outer limits of fort hit who'd, yup even light years from twilight zone, this dimension in short to require an eternity to reach, hence body stiffened by rigor mortis securely strapped into davenport essentially a coffin tricked out by Norte American latest technological gizmos, an eclectic assortment recycled, reimagined, repurposed, paraphernalia to Voldemort, thus one cold body helping contribute to MAGA!