Raising a Kid Isn'T Easy

Raising a Kid isn't Easy You notice that fish don't do it Some even eat their offspring If you can't control it, I guess that you chew it Teen-agers are especially hard Pigs are good for bacon and lard They don't attempt to diaper their young 'Cos they take frequent mud-baths in the yard Then there's the inimitable hen Who lays eggs and lies on them long How long though will they mother their chicks When they peck Momma Hen 'til she's sick So, yes, we humans sure suffer a lot For sticking with the kids we've begot In fact, here's a perfect example for you My triplets just stepped in dog-doo