Quack

Ted doesn’t like his past. He has yet to think fast: Clear not shadowy past, Lies warranting a blast… Plain Butcher for Doctor Poor Loser as Victor Roles that rolled on to jail, Court’s Ruling to not fail… Flags we’d fly at half mast For Heroes who did last; Ted was The Damned Miscast: World of Drama’s Outcast! Ted to break with his past, Witnesses now aghast: They’d say he was A Quack, Qualifications did lack Worse mention The Buried: Three Happily Married… “I come Afghanistan! First, meet Face Surgeon, Stan."