Put them together

School is starting in one hundred and ninety-two heat. Surely you jest! Said a staid guy name of Absolute Pete. It’s hotter than a sauna, so you be the judge, okay? This was said by an exaggerator whose name was May. Put them together, and their story might make some sense. This was said by a few gossips across the clothesline fence. One tells such whoppers, and the other can barely embellish a bit. Of course, they married and had children, named one Nit-Wit.