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Prissy Vegan

If I thought you’d risk it, I’d offer you brisket, but since you’re a vegan, unlike Chrissy Teigen, would sooner be dead, here, how ‘bout a Triscuit instead?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023




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Date: 3/8/2023 3:36:00 AM
Ha ha, enjoyed this one, Jeff!
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Date: 3/7/2023 4:55:00 PM
Too funny!
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Date: 3/7/2023 3:02:00 PM
No thanks, don't need the carbs:) Good one, Jeff.
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