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Porn Star

If I could lick my genitals Just like my neighbours pet I’d film it with my camera And I’d put it on the net I’d soon be rich and famous Like a real life ***** star I’d buy a great big mansion And a big expensive car A swimming pool, Jacuzzi Naked women by the score A wall hung with old masters Persian rugs upon the floor But that’s really just a dream And I’d be happy I suppose If I could lose my belly And could see my bloody toes

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 11/9/2011 3:04:00 PM
another hilarious poem of yours, which i thoroughly enjoyed. i'm pretty sure that the repetition here is a mistake, though - check it out.
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