Planned-Demic

Planned-Demic No work, no play, even dogs don’t stray And you can forget your paltry pay Off to the supermarket by half past five An early start might keep you alive Buying things, you never bought before, Hang on Madge, let’s get thirty more. Lots of toilet rolls and tomato puree A difficult time for a shopping spree No need to fret we’re in it together I bought a mask of pure black leather No good for the virus but what the heck I wear it all the time, keeps the wife in check Everything’s good, but grannies in a tiz She’s won’t go out, she’ll watch a quiz With the political parties getting real excited When all the plebs die, they’ll be delighted