Patience Is a Virtue For Just a Little While

Did you ever sit and wait To hear from someone you just hate You have no choice Where's their letter Their fat check can make you better If someone just controls your fate Don't get angry if they're late Just breathe in slowly Let it out A smile to all Don't ever pout And when the cash comes to your door Just be nice Forget you're sore Just say thanks Like once before So what's the moral of this tale You waited daily for the mail No more stomping on the floor Just take the bucks You don't need more Don't have to sit and frown Just laugh inside You won the crown Soon it's time to pack and go No being nice No eating crow Just drop them all And close the show You might even win a Tony For being such a real phony