Onerous Task Confronts Teachers and Parents Part One

The following reasonable obsolete rhyme verst heard in my faux class (sic) lilting brogue courtesy coronavirus (COVID-19) rogue wrought approximate sixth month academic hiatus nevertheless September 1st, 2020 signals resumption of school year back in vogue. Challenges abound as millions of students re:zoom trudging off to..., yet another bus comes by... vroom, whereby administrators establish virtual and/or actual room adapt to delegate assignments as reported by newsroom facilitated by yours truly, a bonafide married, yet unbridled groom. Though mind boggling, death defying, and harrowing scenario daring to crisscross (dangerous information highway road) will confront those most qualified to teach impressionable minds to overload nevertheless I envy those learning courtesy high tech mode. Golden (gated) opportunity spectacularly presented to bridge, kickstart, and buttress young minds immodestly excited and amenable to learn online one old googly eyed aging pencil necked geek makes his poetically cameo appearance crafting awareness about severe complication hash-tagging those best equipped to teach, which alternatives pinterest me linkedin, trumpeted nsync with tried and true methodology (think white/blackboard with markers and/or chalk respectively), who by the way never got chosen to clap erasers outside, fold flag ditto after said emblematic sanctified cloth unfurled, nor serve as safety patrol. Though born within baby boom generation, I horrendously (nobly) struggled to acquire cognitive consonance floundered like a fish out of water forever barely achieving passable grade He readily attests de facto failure if hypothetically enrolled in kindergarten today, I would get demoted to preschool (a slight bit of hyperbole), thus both laments abysmal track record, whereby attending conventional schools of hard knocks (situated within Lower Providence district) emotionally fracturing psyche until this very waking moment, and moost likely mine remaining tenure on Earth.