Oh See Dee

Whilst pensive and serene and seated on the loo contentedly having my morning number two my serenity was shaken torn asunder by a massive mistake a terrible blunder someone had installed a new toilet-roll hopelessly bungling this very simple op the paper, oh horror of horrors was not being fed from over the top as quick as a flash not missing a beat I swopped it around to feed as it should restoring my serenity with this simple feat business now concluded with a nod of approval I watched it unroll but, this glaring absurdity had taken its toll with hands properly washed and soap in its receptacle, right side up I saw something else that had my nerves all ajangle another absurdity whose jig was now up the towel on its rail was not folded in two but haphazardly bunched and hanging askew drying my hands I folded it neatly as it will be on show then hung it back up ends equidistant from the tiled floor below leaving the bathroom a tad overwrought I immediately felt my sanity slipping with a nice cup of tea and some toast on my mind my senses were assailed by the kitchen tap dripping.