Ode To Women

I cant figure out why women are such a puzzeling sex to men. I think its like the three letter word, we say when, and you say how long has it been? I especially love it when they say " oh I'm not high maintenance" and I need to get this and that done as we scratch our heads and say is it me or is she the only one. When we go out we pick any old thing we have on hand, and women say "Oh I have to get something new" and it probably cost more than our wedding bands. We guys go and spend ten bucks on a haircut and a shave, but when you go its an all day affair and cost so much I have to ask for a raise. So men we are left to ponder and sworn to never concede, but I find its easier not to argue and just give them what they need.