Nursery Rhyme Twist

Now Jack & Jill went up the hill, While Humpty fell off the wall This made the little dog laugh, And Cinders went off to the Ball. When Jack fell down, it wasn't funny, But Poo didn't care, he had his Honey. Snow White liked her lemonade in a cup Lived deep in the woods with her 7 UP. Now Hump is still on the deck in pieces, And Cinders is having a ball with meeces. Over in the corner, Little Jack Horner Looking dumb after scoffing a plum, Feeling shy, he gave out a groan, And said what a sad case am I. © Dave Timperley 18/10/2021