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No shirt, no shoes, no service

A man reads this and a thought runs Through his mischievous mind at once: I’ll have shirt and shoes on, But no pants, them to con…. He sure was served— with court summons! Police gave a gown to this dude And took to court for being crude… With a gown fully on, No, it’s not too far gone Under garments are not all nude? __________________________________ Limerick |04.05.2024| laughter Poet’s note: ‘No shirt, no shoes, no service’, a man sees this notice at a restaurant entrance and his mind runs riot… When caught, he is given a gown and dragged to court, which finds nothing rude as this limerick shows.

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