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My Fat Bottom Lip

Have you noticed that My fat bottom lip Is about twice the normal size When it gets to a-yapping And starts in on its flapping A safe distance would be wise Because all the dribble Meets in the middle Using it like a diving board And when the spittle is sent You're bound to get drenched From my lips to yours you've been warned

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 12/3/2016 5:27:00 PM
Well sufferin succotash Mike; hope you get that lip problem resolved, lol! Very funny; especially the diving board and getting drenched part!:)
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Date: 12/2/2016 4:56:00 PM
Oh my word Mike. Your humor is the best. The laughs you bring are so appreciated! lol :)
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