Musicman's Socailite

THEY WISHED TO HAVE FUN AND THOUGHT A PARTY WOULD BE THE BEST WAY, ( AND CHEAPEST) TO HAVE HER SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, HER FREINDS ENGAGMENT PARTY AND HER OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY. aLL IN ONE, WOULD ALLOW THE WHOLE BUNCH TO DO-IT AT ONE TIME. SHE NEVER LIKED PARTIES, REMINDED HER HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO A LARGE CROWD OF PEOPLE THE RULES OF GATHERING, SHE ASKED IN WRITTING ALL INVOLVED TO BE ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR. SHE KNOW THAT A CERTAIN BUNCH OF WOMEN WOULD DO SOMETHING TO RILE THE NERVES OF SIR QUIBBLE. SINCE NO ONE SPOKE AGAINST THESE WOMENS METTLING, THEY THOUGHT IT WAS RIGHT FOR THEM TO CREATE SITUATIONS WERE THEY WOULD BE SEEN AS OVERPOWERED AND THE " FAIR LE SAY" I LATTER LEARNED IT MEANT "THE SWEET LITTLE TROUBLED WOMAN". THAT SOME OF THESE MEN WERE SEQUACIOUS AND LACKED TRUST BETWEEN ONE ANOTHER THEY OFTEN LABELED THOSE WHO COULDN'T FIND WOMAN TO MARRY AND PROCREATE WITH AS "BLACKHAT HUSY LIKERS" AND THOSE WHO COULD FIND WOMAN AND WERE WELL LIKED BY LADIES AS " WHITE HAT DOERS" WHEN ONE WOMAN READ THE LIST OF PEOPLE INVITED TO THE PARTY, SHE SPOKE THE FELLA'S NAME AND SAID, SATURADAY mARCH 12, IS BLACK HAT SUNDAY, A DAY THAT WHORES HAVE WAY, THESE MEN SHALL FIND COUPLING EASIER AND MORE ENJOYABLE. WE THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT UNTIL DAY OFF THE PARTY, SHE CAME IN WITH A BEAUTIFUL GOWN, THAN SHE SAID LOOK AND WE DID AND SHE LIFTED HER GOWN TO REVEAL HER KNICKERS SHE SAID... "THESE MEN LACK THE INTELLEGENCE OF KNOWING A WOMAN, A WOMAN WITH ROOTS IN GOSSIP CIRCLES THESE FOOLS NEED TO BE AROUND A CHICK THAT'S GOT IT GOING ON " SHE CAME ON THE BACK OF A PICK-UP TRUCK WITH MEMBERS OF THE ORCHEASTRA SHE TOLD ONE LADY, IF I'M PREGANT I'M GONNA NAME MY CHILD RADIOWAVE CAUSE MUSIC WASN'T THE ONLY THING INVISIBLE LAST NIGHT. WHEN THE FELLA WIFE FINDS OUT I GUESS WE GONNA IGHT OR SOMETHING SHE TOLD US THE FUN STARTS WHEN THE LAST MAN GET'S HIS, I GUESS THEY PUT THE CONDUCTER IN THE BACK! FROM PART ONE OF "USALLY FROM PRIVILEGED" THE STORY OF "THE SEACITY WHORE" A STORY ABOUT A WOMAN WHO BECAME WEALTHY WHEN INVENTING THE CAN SHAPED APPERATUSS ON D. W. NEWTON'S TIMEMACHINE. FICTION 1934, NEW YORK, NEW YORK, COPYRIGHT USE WITH PERMISSION THE STORY INSPIRED THE SONG "DISK CORE RAIN" FROM THE STAGE PRODUCTION " "COMFORTS AND COMPANIONSHIP"