Mound of Ants

I was walking down the street As fast as pistol Pete It was nice and warm out I was just walking my regular route My legs were getting tired This was my job because everywhere else I have been fired I deliver newspapers in the A.M And afterwards I go run at the gym So i kept on my walk I looked up and seen a big crowd of birds in a flock Then I got stung by a bee It hurt so bad it made me pee All over my pants I stumbled over and landed on a mound of ants Turns out they were fire ants That didn't feel very good So I walked back to the hood That's right I live in the hood I got home and pulled out my phone I called my friends, I hung up because I didn't like their tone So I pulled out a gun It's time to have some fun! I walked outside looking for blood I was going to make it flood!! Then bang! The smell of death began to hang There was body’s everywhere But I didn't care I went back in my house and took a nap I dreamed I was a rapper and I was breaking down a rap When I woke up I was so happy that I called my mom Her name's Tom I told her how I fired off my gun She gasped and asked "who'd you kill Hun?" I smiled and said "nobody really" She paused and then said "was it you uncle Philly?" I laughed and said "not a chance" She didn't answer so I finished what I was saying "I shot a dang mound of ants!!!"