Mound of Ants
I was walking down the street
As fast as pistol Pete
It was nice and warm out
I was just walking my regular route
My legs were getting tired
This was my job because everywhere else I have been fired
I deliver newspapers in the A.M
And afterwards I go run at the gym
So i kept on my walk
I looked up and seen a big crowd of birds in a flock
Then I got stung by a bee
It hurt so bad it made me pee
All over my pants
I stumbled over and landed on a mound of ants
Turns out they were fire ants
That didn't feel very good
So I walked back to the hood
That's right I live in the hood
I got home and pulled out my phone
I called my friends, I hung up because I didn't like their tone
So I pulled out a gun
It's time to have some fun!
I walked outside looking for blood
I was going to make it flood!!
Then bang!
The smell of death began to hang
There was body’s everywhere
But I didn't care
I went back in my house and took a nap
I dreamed I was a rapper and I was breaking down a rap
When I woke up I was so happy that I called my mom
Her name's Tom
I told her how I fired off my gun
She gasped and asked "who'd you kill Hun?"
I smiled and said "nobody really"
She paused and then said "was it you uncle Philly?"
I laughed and said "not a chance"
She didn't answer so I finished what I was saying "I shot a dang mound of ants!!!"
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