Molested By a Dolphin

(This is a fictional poem) I warned my cousin not to swim with that dolphin. He swam with it anyway but he won't do it again. I told him the dolphin would molest him just like that dolphin molested Hank Hill. When my cousin got in the water, he didn't know that the dolphin was looking for a thrill. He got molested and whenever he thinks about it, he gets ill. I knew it would happen because I watch King of the Hill.