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They say that the average US member is 160mm long, don't rush for the tape measure - it might be wrong; I'm not sure if that applies to the innuit as well, just because they're a bit short, you never can tell. Stayed with some friends - they said that it was customary to sleep with the wife, like a drink, rather complimentary, I had visions of peeling off seal skins, probably four, but found out, what looked like less was deffinitely more. Here comes the joke: What's the difference between an eskimo and a eunuch? Who invented these things? One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel. Footnote: My host asked me how the night was? I said: 'Er, very nice thank you.' Deffinitely longer here.