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Mammogram

Women over fifty need to have a mammogram yearly, It is an important test that involves squeezing a woman's breast. It is for cancer screening but leaves some women really screaming, Place your breast on machine which clamps down on it like a fish sandwich. Then it's tender to the touch not many women like this too much, I do believe it's a man who invented this type of torture plan. Why don't they screen men this way put their member on this thing I say, Then prostate cancer will flee I'm just laughing at this imagery!

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Date: 2/11/2020 1:13:00 PM
This actually made me laugh out loud.
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Jacquelyn Sturge
Date: 2/11/2020 9:08:00 PM
Thank you for reminding me about this poem. Last time I was on this site was 2008 or 2009. Got thos email saying soneone like my poem I did not even remember it. Thank you for enjoying it.

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