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Lonely Goat Turd

[ to the tune of The Lonely Goatherd ] High on a hill sat a lonely goat turd; He was by himself ‘cuz the goat was through. Waiting to be eaten by a gross bird And recycled, turd times two! Who comes along, but a fair dung beetle, On sturdy legs that were big and strong. He called to her, yes, he softly wheedled, “Baby, won’t you dance along?” Then they danced through the meadow. Then they rolled down the hill. He fancied he was her beau Man, this was such a thrill! She took him back to her hidey-hidey, Shaping up to be a dream come true! When she trimmed him down ‘cuz he was too widey, finally, he thought to think it through. Now he’s the meal of a fair dung beetle; Kids came home and had a snack or two. And he’s kinda wishing he’d been eaten by that eagle; At least with one bite it would be through!

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Date: 3/31/2022 10:17:00 PM
Quit it, Jeff, it's 6.16am in the morning here, you will have my neighbours wondering what I am laughing at, ha, ha, ha ; )
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Indiana Shaw
Date: 4/1/2022 5:00:00 AM
Every turd has it day, but, I didn't know they had feelings, at this rate I will be talking, or even worse singing to mine soon . . . ; )
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 4/1/2022 3:20:00 AM
That one sings itself, doesn't it? "Then they danced through the meadow, then they rolled down the hill", lol.
Date: 3/30/2022 1:31:00 PM
"her hidey-hidey..." love your humor, Jeff.
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Date: 3/30/2022 8:01:00 AM
Oh my...this parody is hilarious!
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