Life of a Pig

Life of a pig Here I lie snug and comfy in my straw bed And have lots of food for me to enjoy My self and friends can wander as we wish Have nice baths in water so clean But many a time I have a good wallow in the mud For fun and to keep myself cool People step back in disgust that I am so dirty For fun we all have a trotter race To see who can get to the trough first And nothing is better than a snout around I snuffle, squeal and grunt all day long And no one will ever complain But on a hot summers day we need Our sun oil rubbed on the same as you Because our pale bodies burn so easily A beautiful life I have, until that is Our bacon is up, for a poor pig like me