Leprechaun

Some say that I'm a liar and others say that my sanity is gone. But yesterday morning I went outside and I saw a leprechaun. I chased him because I wanted his gold so that I could be wealthy. I came close to catching him but you won't believe what he did to me. I wanted to be rich but that has stopped being fun. That leprechaun shot me in the crotch with a gun. I need a ride to the doctor because I'm in a great deal of pain. But nobody will give me a ride because they think I'm insane. I chased that little rascal when I saw him standing on my lawn. I have some valuable advice for you, don't ever chase a leprechaun. (This is a fictional poem.)