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For Constance La France Poetry Contest: Funny new year resolutions for 2024

“Every year is a chess game. New Year is a new chess game! You make the right moves, you win the game!” Mehmet Murat ildan Questions of resolutions for new years day. It's a comedic quest that's all I can I say. No more gym promises, let 'love handles' slide, I'll do squats with laughter - it's smiles certified! I'll attempt to embrace my inner chef cuisine, but I'll probably get too lazy to cut green beans! Microwaves, dear Constance, shall take the lead, cooking gourmet food in minutes, that's all I need! I don't care for mumbo jumbo mindfulness. I'll try to be calm and stay away from stress. I'm quite content with my life being a mess. through poetry I will continue to express. Maybe I'll spend less time online or on my phone, but then my 'Boo' will be grumpy and start to moan; asking "Why no poetry or posting on soup, have I joined another community group?" Soupers must be tired from my melancholic words, so I'll try to make them laugh like royal lords. I'll post limericks humorous and brash, maybe I'll get published and make lots of cash! I'm poor and no money brings so much woe, but I pledge to spend on a cheap comedy show. Laughter, they say is the best form of currency, it's free and will save you from needing therapy. Fitness goals? Come on let's keep it real, my resolution's laughter, a daily ordeal. Belly laughs and chuckles, my abs will be toned, who needs a treadmill when jokes are treasures, owned. Oh Constance La France my dear poetic friend, on new year resolutions one cannot depend. We all know they end up in disaster, so I'm gonna stick to the strength of laughter! For in the land of goals, funny and bright, may your New Year beliefs bring you delight!

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Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/31/2023 1:25:00 PM

Congratulations with your win. I loved reading your way toooooo funny of a write/cute picture. Still laughing here. A FAVE For Me. Happy New Year... Write More In 24...........................

Marilene Evans

Date: 12/31/2023 10:33:00 AM

Yes, all you need is that belly laugh....that laugh is so contagious that people also laugh or in awe wondering what your laughing about... Happy New Year....

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/31/2023 9:19:00 AM

Wonderful - nothing like laughter! t's the best! Congratulations! laf :)

Constance La France

Date: 12/31/2023 6:29:00 AM

Silent, congratulations on your win in my Funny New Years Resolutions contest, your poem was fun and I liked it a lot, Happy New Year, Constance

Gail Debole

Date: 12/27/2023 11:59:00 AM

You are showing a very healthy attitude for the beginning of a new year with a very clever use of poetic rhyme and imagery. Enjoyed your humor! Have a Happy New Year and may 2024 be full of limericks that make you lots of cash! (LOL)

Silent One
Date: 12/27/2023 12:00:00 PM

Thank you Gail, this one was for a contest.. normally I do not post such jovial things lol

Anitha Jayasankar

Date: 12/26/2023 5:08:00 AM

This is an interesting write from you.. in rhyme..S1. Thanks for letting us get a glimpse of the humorous side of you... And I really love how you used dear Constance's name in this... A Fav. Best wishes in the contest. God bless... ~ Ani

Valsa George

Date: 12/25/2023 4:23:00 AM

"Soupers must be tired from my melancholic words, so I'll try to make them laugh like royal lords. I'll post limericks humorous and brash, maybe I'll get published and make lots of cash!" With this wonderfully humorous writing you have proved that you can excel in hilarity and your comic side is equally powerful as your melancholic side. This is the funniest resolutions I have so far read. Definitely this will be placed as the top. On this Christmas day, as my house is full I satisfy myself by writing a short comment. Merry Christmas dear Silent one,

I Am Anaya

Date: 12/24/2023 9:22:00 AM

The strength of laughter is the way to go, SO. "Belly laughs and chuckles, my abs will be toned, who needs a treadmill when jokes are treasures, owned" best line ever! I really laughed out loud, such a joy to read. Humor suits you! Clever, Constance will love it;)~Anaya

Bill Baker

Date: 12/23/2023 1:53:00 PM

An enjoyable poem, Silent One, I'm sure Constance will get a kick out of it. Resolutions end up seldom taken, but some do help us. Have a pleasant weekend. Bill

Janice Canerdy

Date: 12/23/2023 7:35:00 AM

EXCELLENT poem, Silent One. It shows me a side of you I hadn't met before. Janice

Hilo Poet

Date: 12/23/2023 6:44:00 AM

Oh, I'm the dramatic one, eh!<--a Canuck LaFrance/Pinet/Lamoureux..eh!) You had me in and over a barrel, my friend. My love for hiding paradoxes & the archaic lingo as the high school movie critic reviews o'er the school's PA system, balanced with my dad's sarcastic outlook on life--moi voila. Well, I'm finally leaving as doctor's kept their promise of being out before the holidays--literally. 90% functionality with ongoing home care. Mele Kalikimaka a Hau'oli Maka Hiki Hou 2024. Aloha, William

Silent One
Date: 12/23/2023 6:51:00 AM

I thought I would turn the humour on this one, I'm very active at the gym already lol.. I never cook! I will go back to my melancholic poetry soon.. Mahalo Hilo

Vijay Pandit

Date: 12/23/2023 6:06:00 AM

Delightfully humorous poem, my friend. You speak for the truth: on new year resolutions one cannot depend-- We all know they end up in disaster. Yes we do!

Silent One
Date: 12/23/2023 6:08:00 AM

Thanks Vijay...always good to set goals I guess

Tom Woody

Date: 12/23/2023 6:01:00 AM

Ha! I've never, ever seen you attempt humor. You should engage more often. Sometimes it just feels good to be silly. And hey, maybe someone will toss a few euros your way. Have a nice weekend

Silent One
Date: 12/23/2023 6:08:00 AM

I spend so much of my none poetic life being funny and making peopl3 laugh, so I guess I don't really show it in my poetry as for me is my haven... Thanks Tommy

Hiya Sharma

Date: 12/23/2023 4:01:00 AM

Hahah, oh gosh, this made me laugh on this gloomy day! Such a bundle of joy this beautiful poem is,I agree,laughter is the best therapy and who needs resolutions when strength of positivity and jolly ignites a unique fire of motivation within us! It feels so good to read such refreshing and different poems from you."I'll attempt to embrace my inner chef cuisine,but I'll probably get too lazy to cut green beans!"That stanza is a very creative one, I mean this whole poem is an atmosphere in itself

Silent One
Date: 12/23/2023 4:06:00 AM

Thank you hiya you are very sweet, but I will not post limericks lol.. I will stick to my normal poems, although recently they have been positive..

Hiya Sharma
Date: 12/23/2023 4:04:00 AM

"Soupers must be tired from my melancholic..like royal lords..limericks humorous and brash" I can't wait to read your limerick poems!! And true, the best treasure is happiness along with health..a wonderful write, Silent One :)

Ink Empress

Date: 12/23/2023 3:49:00 AM

Wow!!! Im literally smiling silent one! Hah! This is fun and so uplifting and so well written and resonates so well with me too on so many levels, especially gym part. But i promise ill gym more and be less metaphorically hazy. Hah. I love how you’ve used the name of the judge too, she definitely deserves that as she has been working so hard. Its cute the boo part about being grumpy. And i also love the way you’ve rhymes and how lyrical this sounds, now im inspired to try this although this is

Ink Empress
Date: 12/23/2023 4:59:00 AM

I feel like theres a better synonym for that word for those unfortunate or those in poverty, poor i feel doesnt define their soul. Its a label i dont like personally. Ofcourse i know there are many struggling financially and more but i was expressing how i dont like that word

Silent One
Date: 12/23/2023 3:54:00 AM

There are no poor people? People struggling all over the world.. refugees and people stuck in war with no food or shelter and billions living in poverty not knowing where their next meal is coming from... thanks for your feedback.

Ink Empress
Date: 12/23/2023 3:52:00 AM

Not my genre really, your poems are inspiring and truly are muse for me! How clever is this line “ I'll attempt to embrace my inner chef cuisine,“ wow that line will stay in my mind for a while! “ I'm poor and no money brings so much woe, but I pledge to spend on a cheap comedy show.“ o personally dont like this word “ poor” theres no poor person really, poor are the ones with no moral ethics and you definitely are not poor: i bet that was fictional. But very well written “ Belly laughs and chuckles, my abs will be toned, who needs a treadmill when jokes are treasures, owned.” Aahh now i need to laugh more no more treadmills! Deal! Thank you for this soul warming poem’ Made my day! Love such poems! Best wishes for the contest. Fave this is