Late Night Comedy Show Jokes

i am made up in equal parts of what i believe and in equal parts, i believe in what i am made up of. you break me down and you've got equalityfreedomwomansrightsproch oiceantibullyingantistigma- herpes. it makes no difference to you what happens when I take my pants off. but somewhere along the line I became a **** a whore a promiscuous little girl with no rules and regulations about who sticks their dick inside me until I'm infected with everything wrong in the world- herpes. they sell you protection in the form of condom boxes, tied up in ribbons that say things like, happy anniversary happy birthday happy Thursday happy **** me happy little ***** at the bar i can get my hands onto. sex education is vacant and expressionless and i fell victim to don't get pregnant don't get pregnant don't. get. pregnant. oh **** what the **** is happening to my insides and my outsides and please dear god let the burning stop. this isn't some blame game, this isn't some speech, this is a plea and a please stop satirizing my life with your late night comedy show jokes about my ******. my herpes not yours not my next door neighbors not the pharmacists not the doctors not yours. So get down off your high horse and try to figure out how you will avoid an infection that affects 80% of the population and why we are all so damn afraid of it. Herpes isn't hereditary but ignorance is.